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1 hour ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 594 notes

What Heathers Has Done to Me

gabexgoodman:

Me: *sees popular person* she’s a mythic bitch
Me: *sees an attractive person* If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I would have matching halves.
Me: *any time* Dang, dang, diggity dang dang
Me: *meets person* Greetings and salutations
Me: *on the bus* Jesus, I’m riding the bus again because all my freaking rides to school are DEAD!
Me: *also anytime* Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

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"When witches don’t fight, we burn."

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