Me: *sees popular person* she’s a mythic bitch
Me: *sees an attractive person* If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I would have matching halves.
Me: *any time* Dang, dang, diggity dang dang
Me: *meets person* Greetings and salutations
Me: *on the bus* Jesus, I’m riding the bus again because all my freaking rides to school are DEAD!
Me: *also anytime* Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
"When witches don’t fight, we burn."